Saturday, December 27, 2008

right on, man

i do love the good sound of a high five. it's always a satisfying victory when you make it just right and your hand tingles a bit from it.

i, however, am more partial to a thumbs up. there's a lot less opportunity for rejection. i don't like rejection. it's really uncomfortable to put yourself and your hand out there and receive nothing in return. then you say, "hey, man, don't leave me hanging," and there you hang. it's terrible. now you have to play it off like you never really wanted that high five in the first place. so, what are you to do? take your other hand and give yourself a high five? go
 into the "raise the roof" motion? slowly but surely bring your hand back down by your side and pretend nothing ever happened?



none of these options work for me. i'm not cool enough to play it off. i'll just stick with my thumbs up to show my approval for something. there's never a set up for rejection, and, if you're lucky, you just may hail a taxi at the same time. 

Saturday, December 20, 2008

kung pao chicken


the world needs to be warned.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

my neck hurts, but i like that pain.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

lemme brag about myself for a minute, will ya?

this has been a lovely week for me academically.
i found out monday that i have a B in math. i told myself if i had a B or higher, then i would not take the final.

holler.

i also got a test back in math, and i got a 99 on it. monday was my last math class. ever. in my life. unless i change my major, but i just don't see that happening.

i got an  A on my reseach paper for nursing, but that really wasn't all that hard.

on thursday, i got my research paper back in english. i was incredibly nervous about it, because i used a thesis statement she said not to use, i hated the topic (analyzing death of a salesman), and i didn't really start it until the night before. i got an A- on it. i was seriously expecting a C if she wanted to be nice. i was so happy about that

right after that, i had a psychology test. i made friends with a guy in my class who informed me he cheated off me on the last test, and i was the only reason he did well. i told him he was more than welcome to on this test. i then felt really bad when i realized how hard the test was. 

my teacher posted the grade for that test later that day. i made a 94. also the highest grade in the class. and i'm not taking that final either.

all week, i was freaking out about biology. my teacher put up our overall grades so far. i had a 90. that surprised me in itself. i thought for sure i had a solid B. so, i was pretty excited when i found out i had an A in that class. well, i had a test on friday. i really wanted to pull an A, so i wouldn't have to take the final in that either (i know, my school doesn't really believe in finals, apparently). so, all week, i just lived in the library studying my biology. i stayed up til 3 the night before the test and woke up at 6 to continue studying. after i took it, i was nervous. i've been cursed with the 88s this semester. and i knew i needed nothing lower than an A to pull an A in the class. i knew i did well on the test, but i didn't think i did A-well. so, i checked my grade this morning. 98. holy shit.

i rock.

so, i'm only taking two finals. and that's only because i have to take those. there was never any way i could get out of them. ha. and they really shouldn't be too bad. so, needless to say, i'm pumped

and wednesday i get to meet all the people i'll be spending the next year with! i can't waaaiiit! and i got some poppin new shoes to wear to the event. 

so, i realize this and my past few posts have been boring. whatever. i think i only posted this one was so when i decide to go read my blog in ten years, i can see how boring my life is, because i was this excited about good grades.

anywho. the hallway smells like shit. the toilet's broken. and the maintenance men have been working on it all night.

Monday, December 1, 2008

pockets full of water bottles

i think you're a shitty friend...

but! i just attended my last math class today just to turn in the paper that said i will not be taking the final.
and! i just found out i have an A in biology. if i make an A on this next test, i'm not taking the final in that either.

so, i just have to focus on school right now. just school. biology mostly. lots and lots of biology. i can't let anyone get to me for a while.

bye!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

:/

i just made this organization at school. it's pretty prestigious. it's the orienatation staff, and i've just been informed that i'll have to delete all things from my facebook that are inappropriate. i don't think i'll have a facebook at all. i figured i'll have to take out most if not all of my quotes, and a lot of pictures. so, why not make a blog about it?



"showers are for people with low self-esteem" 
-my drunk brother

"and i mean, i was just drivin along, and there was this sign that said 'fresh coconuts, one dollar' in like ten different languages. and i wasn't so much surprised by the low prices on coconuts as i was that it was in ten different languages"

"i felt like i just got raped by sound"
-marge

"i got my bacardi for when i'm havin a party... 'cept it's captain morgan"

"well, you know, judy, three hundred dollars ain't much when you got a baby on the way"
-flitzy

"KISS IT!"
-not marge's version

"i'm not good on my knees."
-lizz hayman

"this jambalaya's really good!"
"it's okay. i mean, i've had better..."
-a special conversation

"why is the weather so bad?!"
"hah, because it's about to rain, that's why."
-a special conversation

"margaret, what's a twat?"
-josh smith

"...and that's how you take sexual advantage of a retarded person."
-jordan shakespeare

"who would eat an orangutan?!"
-darren hayes

"there was a terrible queefing noise..."
-neighbor's complaint to the officer

"there was a merecat, a meretiger, and a COUGAR! and a giant spider with mystical powers..."


(in reference to the rain) "this weather is great!... if you're a fish!" 
-keisha on barney

"i could sell poo to a toilet."
-kathy griffin

"i need to sheet some rocks"
-hilary

"the fact that you are so trim and lean was probably the reason you survived the attack... you're just not a seal."

"YOU A BITCH!"
-thugs at buds

"nah, nah, they from annie. fuckin' little annie orphan or something."
-thugs at buds

"fuck whatever, man. just fuck whatever"
-kaleb babb

"...and we found the butterknife"
-mattie armato

"martie! i think i see dolphins martie! i see dolphins!"
-a bitch

"i wanna suck yo' dick"
-rack em willie

"look, the wildebeast"
"is that what he is?"

"my breath smells like popcorn"
"mine smells like... tictacs"
"kitty cats?"

"gay sex. lots of it."

"yes, indeed, i AM the titless wonder!"
-kyle choate

"yes, it says green street, but what if it's pronounced jeanette?! FUCK!"
-barron burmaster

"well, you gotta fuck 'em up the butt hole; that's the only solution."
-barron burmaster

"i caught two condoms at the parade last week... they'll last me a lifetime"
-tara "lesbian" tebbe

"when my parents are drunk, they tell people they met on eharmony.com"
-lizz hayman

"it's sexy, it's weird, it's us."
-tyler ales

"my mother was a black dwarf from the northern mountains"
-santa claus

"i'll ride you like a slide and we can make it blue bayou"
-tyler ales

"my advice to girls: masterbate... don't do anything stupid"
- dionne "donnie lesbian" ducote

"no, you don't actually spit it... you just finish it off with a handjob"
-tara tebbe

"she kicks like a nazi"
-monique abry

"ew, did you just put a lady pad on my head?"
-kyle moffatt

"you came out of a pussy just like the one i'm selling"
-allison tebbe

"that shit was cold! for you, it was probably warm"
-chase steen

"oh no! you're the newman to my jerry!"
-adrienne carriere

"om nom nom"
-cookie monster

"women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning... and vaginas"
-jon lajoie

"nobody likes jimmy buffett except for frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south"
-eric cartman

"when things look bad i just remember that i've got a real big dick and things seem much better"
-chase steen

"hey do i know you? bc your pretty hott"
-chase "cheese ball" steen

"zip it up, buddy"
-a playa

"great sex has to start in the imagination. it has to be something that grows out of knowing what turns us, and our partners on, otherwise it's just a couple of body parts smacking together while we huff and puff."
-the ultimate gay sex book

"if there's one thing you need to know, it's this: don't sweat the petty things. pet the sweaty things."
-chase steen

“What the hell kind of pick up lines are we supposed to use if we cant say care to insert your penis into my vagina?...?! We are never finding men.”
-allison tebbe

"girl, you lie like your weave"
-adrienne carriere

"I'd rather poo poo than sticky"
-granny



i need a job

things to be when i grow up:

1. voice over artist/voice of a cartoon character
2. the person who makes soundtracks for movies or tv shows
3. world traveller
4. pirate
5. an artist who lives in the french quarter and riders her bike everwhere

travelling nurse will do. i guess that'll work for me. as long as i can bring my art supplies, limewire, and family guy with me.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

susan

i'm about to fucking kill susan. i've only been home for 20 minutes, and she's already driving me insane.

can't you just be happy to see me without asking how much money things are. shut up. please. shut the fuck up.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

rock on

what is it about that dress?

Monday, November 17, 2008

i really need to paint something.
draw, even. just something to get the emotions out.
i'm completely uninspired.
this is the worst thing that could happen to me.

"lock me out, but don't deny her what she owns"

Sunday, November 16, 2008

stana

i think i love you
but what am i so afaird of?

the teuch manybe. blah blah
i'll regret this in the morning

Monday, November 10, 2008

chomp

if there was a place that sold a filter for your mouth/brain, i would buy it in a heartbeat. i need one. i'm too comfortable talking about things people are not comfortable hearing. i think that's why i say it. i like to watch people squirm. 

penis.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

i like burnt popcorn

anyone who knows me knows i love popcorn.  and anyone who knows i love popcorn knows i love burnt popcorn. so, whenever i make it, i always put it in a little longer. no big deal.

i walked down the hall of my dorm to make some popcorn and walked back to my room. i sat on my bed and opened the bag and let the scent fill the air. one thing i neglected to remember is that my bed sits under the fire alarm in my room. 

i'm too embarrassed to continue.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

guess what.

i had an amazing weekend.
i'm gonna get what i want.
the end.

Monday, October 27, 2008

hello, 6th grade...


thank you, allison, for making this weekend the best it could be. thank you for always being reliable. and thank you for always letting me vent. those kinds of friends are hard to come by, i find. but thank you. and thank you for being creepy with me. you're the best. i love you.

yes, this is a shout out. i'm cool, okay?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

booty

jeans without back pockets scare me...

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

an ode to keith. my first true love

well, i guess it would be nice
if we could go on bourbon street
get a couple of hand grenades
and get really drunk

well, i guess it would be nice
if i could meet a real cool guy
take him back to the house
but i don't want a punk

but i need a real man to get me going
someone who's not afraid to kiss my neck
but when keith moved down
he quit the show and
asked me how i was doing
and it really wasn't great
so i had to fake, fake, fake

well, i guess it would be nice
if he had brought a condom
because i'm a nursing major
i know better than that

well, i guess it would be nice
if he would listen up
when i say we won't fuck
buddy, zip it up

because i need a real man to get me going
someone who's not afraid to kiss my neck
but when keith moved down
he quit the show and
asked me how i was doing
and it really wasn't great
so, i had to fake, fake, fake

well, i think it's really nice
that i have such great friends
that walk my sleezy boyfriends
out the door

well, i guess it would be nice
if i could have some fries
with cheese and gravy on the side
and a water too

because i need a real man to get me going
someone who's not afraid to kiss my neck
but when keith moved down
he quit the show and
asked me how i was doing
and it really wasn't great
so, i had to fake, fake, fake

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

blog in the quad on a lovely wednesday afternoon

setting: union ball room. monday evening.

skinny girl: so, how are you and chase?
adrienne: well, actually...
hayli: wait, are y'all official yet?
adrienne: actually yes, since friday morning.

dear roommate and best friend,
hi, this concerns the both of y'all. i live with one, and i spend the rest of my free time with the other. WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?! do i really have to ask to find out?

adrienne: oh my god! i thought you knew!
hayli: no, why would i know? NO ONE TOLD ME!
adrienne: i don't know... i thought chase would've told you that night y'all saw marc broussard

(quick side note: marc broussard was amazing)

hayli: no, no. he didn't tell me. i thought maybe you would've told me when we lived together or something.
adrienne: i'm so sorry. really. i'm so sorry.
hayli: well, now i gotta bitch out chase

text message sent 7:16 pm
"*punches in balls *and says "YOU KNOW WHY!" but do you really know why? do you?"

no response.

text message sent at 7:20 pm
"*punches in balls *and says "YOU KNOW WHY!" but do you really know why? do you?"

no response.

text message sent at 7:22 pm
"*punches in balls *and says "YOU KNOW WHY!" but do you really know why? do you?"

no response.

text message sent at 7:24 pm, 7:25 pm, 7:30 pm, 7:33 pm, and 7:37 pm
"*punches in balls *and says "YOU KNOW WHY!" but do you really know why? do you?"

finally, a response.

text message received at 7:40 pm
"no, i don't know why. lol. what is it?"

this is NOT an lol matter, mr. steen.

phone call received at 9:10 pm
chase: now, what was so important that you had to text me the same thing 8 times during band practice?
hayli: ummm, i don't know. is there something i'm supposed to know that i don't know about?
chase: ha. ummmm. nope.
adrienne: I REVOKE THE TITLE!
hayli: she revokes the title
chase: you're mad, because you didn't know?
hayli: i'm upset, because i had to ask. y'all have been dating behind my back for five days.
*pause*
hayli: okay, four days
chase: hayli, don't exaggerate or anything. god.

don't i deserve the right to be slightly upset? i mean, i'm really not angry at them. but, like, they had many opportunities. i saw adrienne the morning he did it. i was with her all day. we went to breakfast together. i asked how her night was with him. i spent the next night with chase. i spent sunday with the both of them. and i was supposed to just pick up on it because "they were holding hands a little more than usual."

chase: well, this just means we really gotta get you a man now. i've got the perfect guy for you

oooh, this again

hayli: who?
chase: cameron

cameron is just about the most annoying guy i've ever met. seriously. i've never hated someone so much for just existing. no body likes him. and i mean no body. i think we're his only friends. and, yeah, that's sad and all, but he thinks he's the shit. and that's just where my sympathy jumps out the window.

hayli: i think i deserve to punch you in the balls
chase: you can punch me for everytime you sent that text message
hayli: eight times? i can punch you in the balls eight times?
chase: yeah, just as long as you forget about all this
hayli: okay. sure thing!

now, just don't tell him i blogged about it, or i won't get my ball punching in

Monday, October 6, 2008

lived through the ice age, huh? couldn't make it through this!

it was a typical monday night, just like any other monday night, which is why it was probably pretty typical. i hear a frantic bang on the door. i open it to see my hall mate (g'day) courtni freaking out. 

"y'all. there's a cockroach in the room. will you come kill it for me?"

i went to her room with a shoe in hand. her roommate lindsey is on the phone with her boyfriend freaking out about the cockroach. there was a wad of paper towels on the floor. they proceed to tell me that they think the roach is underneath there, but they need me to lift the towels.

well, i took my shoe and smack, smack, smacked the ground. i picked up the crunchy beast and showed them the guts.

"AHHHHH! OH MY GOD! THAT'S SO GROSS! bring it down the hall and put it in the microwave!"
people from new iberia are weird.

estrogen

today i have fallen into major procrastination mode, and i have fallen majorly in love with bushwalla.
but jason mraz still has my heart...


why do i feel like i have to make it out of louisiana in order to find the right guy? 
canada, here i come!

Monday, September 29, 2008

things that have been stolen

so, i decided i should keep tabs on all that we steal,
because we're cool.

1. smarties from big lots
2. lamp from down the hall
3. ice cream sandwich from piggly wiggly
4. spoons from the cracker barrel
5. glass cup from nitetown
6. tiki torch from the keg
7. italian man dishcloth from albertson's
8. saltshaker from the cafeteria
9. spoon from the cafeteria
10. knife from the cafeteria
11. three signs from the swamp that say "please feed the fish but stash your trash"

more to come, i'm sure

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

desire, it won't bring you back

i know exactly how you feel
you were this close to closing deals
when everything fell from out your hands
you were forced to decide on other plans
you figured it best to just ignore it
otherwise, you're only living for it
and if anyone ever wondered why you did it
you'd swear you never sold your soul to the burning, burning, burning birdges

you know exactly what i want
so, i don't have to be so damn upfront
no matter the moment we decide to make our minds up
i'll know a man who may need a new assignment
to hand in his heart and take his last vacation
attempting to spoil imagination
if anyone ever wonders where he went
i would say that he spent his time driving over burning, burning, burning bridges

burning, burning which is nothing more than the longing for being uninvolved

oh, desire can cause heart attacks

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

lie berry

um, hi, we're in a library. would you like a glass of shut-the-fuck-up and a side order of i'm-gonna-sock-you-in-the-face? because i really think you need it.

that is all.

Monday, September 15, 2008

how to be a lady 101

so, recently, i got slightly drunk and told my two good friends in lafayette that i need me a man. my problem is that i'm always seen as "one of the guys."  so, now it's their mission to reverse that, i guess. adrienne and chase have both decided to put me through "Charm School." i, of course, decided to blog the adventures. 

"just don't say vagina when you first meet a guy"
-adrienne
i think i can handle this one. hopefully. i've never been fond of the vagina anyways; i think it's rather gross if you ask me.  i wish we could put flowers in it and make it a vase. that would be nice. and good smelling.

"i'll set a scene...walking down st. mary street. i, a random guy waiting in line for the bus, see you and do a simple smile. what do you do?"
"smile back"
"and also...?"
"umm.... ask him how he's doing?"
"niiiice"
-chase and me
look, i'm already on my way! i know the simple rules of common courtesy!

"confidence. major turn on"
"do i seem confident?"
"VERY"
-chase and me
SHAWING!

i am allowed to say "whatever tickles your pickle" to guy friends. that's good. 

"so, should i maybe look somewhat presentable for class?"
"definitely, but not ALL the time and not overly"
"no, like, just hair and some makeup?"
"yeah"
"okay, i can do that. and, maybe, i'll shave my legs"
-chase and me
i can do this, i swear



i am pathetic.  i blame all this on the gays.


Saturday, September 13, 2008

axilla














armpits are weird. i think we should have a flap of skin there instead of some sunken in space. maybe i just want to be a flying squirrel

Thursday, September 11, 2008

the blades



The Blades. They're my new obsession. I know my want for blades only came since tyleroakley, but I still love them. 
Adrienne and I went to Academy (sports and outdoors... ACADEMY!), and we each strapped on a pair and bladed all around the store. I realized then I wasn't very good for I was slipping all over the place. I bought them anyway for $26.99. I think I love them so much because they were so cheap. 
When I got back to UL, I put them on my pretty little feet, and bladed back to the dorm. I fell a few times and got a gnarly scrape. I feel badass saying I got this wound from blading. 
So, last night, Adrienne and I rode our bikes to Girard Park and met up with Chase. They went running; I went blading. There's a fairly large pond with ducks and nutria (i know, right?), so I went around there. The sky grew darker, but I continued to blade, because there are lights all around it. 
I'm not lying at all when I say that everytime i got close to one light, it would shut off and turn back on after I passed it. Someone was playing a mean joke on me. I still laughed. I love my blades. I suck at blading, but I'm gonna be good one day. I want a shirt that says "Team Pup 'n' Suds." Love it.

Monday, August 25, 2008

where has my voice run off to?


i love college so much already. today was only my first day of classes, but i can already tell i'm gonna love it. even when the work load gets heavier.

saturday, we went to chase's just to do laundry but ended up staying for the night. bruh, we had so much fun (no, i don't really say bruh... lafayette hasn't rubbed off on me that much yet). we made cookie manwiches. three chocolate chip cookies. quadruple stuffed with rainbow chip icing. with four hidden gummy bears. then you freeze it for 20 minutes and have to eat within a 4 minute time frame. daaaaaang. it was hard. all three of us almost threw up. then we almost set fire to the house, so we held our own in the backyard. gosh, we did so much. and for whatever reason, i decided not to bring my camera that day! AHHH

so, last night, adrienne and i were trying to turn in early. and there was some stupid girl trying to nail something in the wall. at, like, midnight. the first day before classes. first of all, you're not supposed to put holes in the walls in the dorms. so, that was stupid for them to even TRY at that time. second, these walls aren't made of sheetrock. you're gonna have to use a screw gun to put any holes in these walls. they finally stopped when our hall monitor went and told 'em. yeeeeah.

so, class today. umm. i'm the stupid freshman who has NO IDEA where she is going. but i refuse to carry a map and look confused. i couldn't find the union. even though i literally live 20 seconds from it. i get turned around too easily. so, i walked around the quad for a good 15 minutes with the best inner monologue anyone could ever have. i somehow figured it out. i was so worried i was gonna be late for my first class, but i was okay. 

my biology class is HUGE! if i were going to LSU, it'd probably be small, but there were at least 200-300 people in there. it's gonna be a boring class. it's such a review. but i don't have to take my final if i maintain an A. guess who will be studying in college! yeah, that would be me!

ew, stat is gonna blow. but it's the only math i'll have to take through all of college. so, i'm glad to get it over with.

oh! and at lunch, we met some girls who live next door to us in the dorm! they're AWESOME! like, i've never laughed so much with people i just met. we're watching the hills tonight.  ew but yay!

i'm in love. this was the new change i needed. 

OH! i got a p.o. box today! write me?
p.o. box 40689
lafayette, la 70504

my mini minifridge freezes anything i put in there. it's obnoxious.

lol at the stainless steal contact paper. it's actually BROWN underneath. yeah. brown. it's from the 70s. it appears to work really well, though. hmmmm

Monday, August 18, 2008

the secret life of a sorority girl

"so, i accosted this teacher..."
"ew, you accosted him? how did you not get arrested for doing that with your teacher?"
"wait, do you even know what accost means?"
"yeah, like, have sex with... right"
"Oh, No! accost means give money to. I gave money to my teacher. Duh"

sorority girls. LOL

Thursday, August 14, 2008

why?

my last week in town has sucked, to say the least. how come i feel like no one wants to be here for me anymore? this is just shitty. i didn't do anything to deserve this. i never have. yet, this always seems to happen to me.  i guess now's the best time for any of it to happen, really. it just sucks that it always seems like it has to.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

it's getting better

"You have a natural sense for communicating with others, especially those younger than yourself. Clear thoughts about the past may come to your attention today. There is a growing self-confidence. From this time forward, expect a more confident, outgoing attitude, for you have brought to a close a time of inward examination and learning. A growing sense of direction and self-worth will find you reaching out and establishing yourself. Close personal ties to other people are a focal point for your feelings this evening. Marriage and other partnerships could be a key arena for this. There is a greater than usual interest in relationships, social connections and the arts. Share some new found news with your loved ones. Communicate and affirm each other."

oh, my stars.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

listen to me

can you please just try to understand where i'm coming from a little more? stop pretending to understand and then go talk about me. it's just not fair.

Monday, August 11, 2008

i thought this would be the best way to start off a blog.

What is your full name?
Hailey Ruth Dupre'
Are you named after anyone?:
�some random girl in the hospital... yay
Do you like your name?:
�No. Not my first name at least.
Would you name a child of yours after you?:
absoutely not.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:
mom and dad would have named me benjamin hunt. i like that.
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do with your name constantly?:
haha, yes. first and last name. first name misspelled. last name mispronounced

Basics
Your gender:
woman
Are you hearing, hard-hearing or deaf?:
i don't think i have anything medically wrong with me, but i'm really good at not hearing things correctly.
Straight/Gay/Bi:
questionable
Single or in the relationship?:
single. always single.
Birthdate:
May 14, 1990.
year of the horse.
Birthplace:
EJGH
Your age:
eighteen (i totally almost put 16... weird).
Age you act:
my age, i would say. altough, i can be goofy.
Age you wish you were:
i like it right where i am.
Your height:
5'6''ish
Eye color:
bleu
Hair color:
brown.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:
lefties are all right.
Have any pets?:
a fat dog named sandy.
and an even fatter horse named papoose.
Whats your job?:
corner ornament
If you don't have job, are you high school student or college student?:
college student! holler!
Piercings?:
lobes (more to come!).
Tattoos?:
no, and i can't decide if/when i will get one
Obsessions?:
jason mraz. sharks. cheese.
Addictions?:
farting.
Do you speak another language?:
come back to me in five years.
Have a favorite quote?:
"you came out of a pussy just like the one i'm selling"
Do you have a webpage?:
um. facebook? ew.

Deep Thoughts About Life and You
What do you want to be in future?:
i want to be an artist who lives in the french quarter and walks everywhere.
and also a travelling nurse.
i plan on accomplishing both in this lifetime.
Do you have any secrets?:
i don't wear underware as often as i should...
Do you hate yourself?:
rarely.
Do you like your handwriting?:
i love my handwriting.
Do you have any bad habits?:
i'm sure i do.
What is the compliment you get from most people?:
i have a lively laugh. except lively has never once been the adjective.
What's your biggest fear?:
getting killed in a movie theatre.
Can you sing?:
yes, i can.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:
um, i don't know. i think i'm pretty cool as i am.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:
i hate that i get in fights with myself.
Are you passive or agressive?:
i like to pretend i'm agressive, which i am, but i'm more passive than agressive.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?:
strength: i do what i do, because i want to do it. not because other people convinced me to
weakness: dimples.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:
personality-wise? nothing.
physically? 20 pounds less.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?:
yeah, i'm pretty together, but i do have nervous breakdowns from time to time.
Do you think life has been good so far?:
it really has.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:
bros before hoes
Are you confident?:
not as much as people think.
Are you perceived wrongly?:
yeah. quite often.

The way how you look
What is your style?:
influenced by my mood
What do you like the most about your body?:
you know, i really like my teeth and feet. they never get any compliments
And least?:
oh my god. my bumpy arms.
Do you think you are good looking?:
i don't think i'm bad looking.
What did people said how you look?:
i'm thinking about getting titanium legs. it's a risky operation, but it's worth it.
Do you think fashion is worth to you?:
i used to not get it, but i really like being well-dressed.

Do You...
Smoke?:
sometimes.
Do drugs?:
no.
Pray?:
no.
Go to church?:
no.
Talk to strangers who IM you?:
smarterchild.
Sleep with stuffed animals?:
no.
Take walks in the rain?:
it seems like something i would do.
Talk to people even though you hate them?:
no. i mean, i guess i will, but i won't be overly friendly.
Talk to people even though they are boring?:
not willingly.
Drive?:
yes.

Would or Have You Ever?
Hurt yourself?:
i hurt myself everyday. i'm an absolute clutz.
Was arrested?:
no.
Been out of the country?:
canada? i'll be going to france within the next two years!
Eaten something that made other people sick?:
that's a silly question.
Eaten sushi?:
my mom punished me one time by making me eat sushi.
Been in love?:
hmmmm
Dated someone that are ain't good looking?:
ha.
Done drugs?:
mer.
Gone skinny dipping?:
the idea of me skinny dipping makes me feel incredibly awkward.
Lied to your parents?:
hahahaha. the one time i did, it totally backfired.
Had a medical emergency?:
it was an emergency, but no one else treated it like it was...
Had surgery?:
i have
Ran away from home?:
no. i guess i'm not badass enough.
Gotten beaten up?:
no. i haven't.
Beaten someone up?:
i made my brother's nose bleed once. i still rub that one in his face.
Been picked on?:
the reason my brother's nose bled.
Been on stage?:
yes. yes, i have.
Slept outdoors?:
mmmyes. love it.
Talked on the phone all night?:
multiple times. weird.
Talked on the Aim all night?:
ew. i have.
Slept all day?:
cue jason mraz song.
Made out with a stranger?:
have you seen me at mardi gras?
Thought you're going crazy?:
yes. too many times.
Kissed the same sex?:
have to seen me at mardi gras?
Been betrayed?:
bitches.
Had a dream that came true?:
i'm not giving up! i swear i will find dancing eggplants one day.
Met a famous person?:
mildly famous people. john c. reilly lives nextdoor to me. i wanna meet him, so then he'll introduce me to will farrell
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:
ugh. yes.
Stolen anything?:
multiple times.
Been on radio/tv?:
sang on both. yeah, i'm talented.
Had a nervous breakdown?:
ew. yeah.
Curse to your teacher?:
hahahaha! yes. called her a fucking bitch.
Had a dream that kept coming back?:
no. i've always wanted one.
the first dream i can remember is one i had when i was about 5 years old. all i can remember was a naked boy running around a campfire. the next night, i prayed to God that he would send me that dream again.
it never came.

Beliefs
Believe in life on other planets?:
i don't have a side.
Believe there have a aliens?:
i believe in grammar.
Miracles?:of course.
Astrology?:yes.
Magic?:possibly.
God?:form(s) of.
Satan?:no.
Ghosts?:yeah.
Luck?:why not.
Love at first sight?:no. no. no.
Witches?:no.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?:gert and art. :)
Do you wish on stars?:
i'm a star-gazing kinda girl. of course i wish on stars.

Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:
i'm not completely sure what the traditional view it.
Do you think God has a gender?:
no.
Where do you think we go when we die?:
into a new being.

Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?:
too many.
Who is your best friend?:
i have a few.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?:
lizz, maybe?
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?:
masturbate and don't do anything stupid.
Who's your longest known friend?:
bissy
Friends you miss being close to the most?:
chase.
Last person you talked to online?:
ally
Who do you talk to most online?:
gary
Who are you on the phone with most?:
tyler. well, not anymore. lizz. THAT is weird.
Who do you trust most?:
me
Who listens to your problems?:
no one does quite as much as i'd like them to. there are certain people i go to with certain problems.
Who do you fight most with?:
susan.
Who's the nicest?:
kyle.
Who's the most outgoing?:
lizz
Who's on your shit-list?:
my toilet.
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:
all my friends are gay.
Who's your second family?:
comardas. or tebbe/ducote.
Do you always feel understood?:
noooooo!
Who's the loudest friend?:
they're all pretty loud.
Do you trust others easily?:
no.
Who's house were you last at?:
ally girl.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:
tyler. yes, i'm queer.
Do your friends know you?:
they know a good bit.
Friend that lives farthest away:
soon to be lizz/cameron. well, laura and jordan. i don't know. my friends are scattered like parmesian cheese.

Love and All that
Do you consider love a mistake?:
whoa. no.
What do you find romantic?:
sex on the first date.
Turn-on?:
highly calloused hands. and bass singers.
Turn-off?:
egocentric
First kiss?:
booty. LOL!
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you how would you feel?:
welcome to hayli's summer of 08.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going:
i mean, i guess knowing. yeah. definitely.
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out:
hahaha. no. i like it the way it is.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive:
i have.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:
sometimes they tell me so. i never thought they did.
What is best about the opposite sex?:
i have penis envy.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:
i don't like to generalize.
What's the last present someone gave you?:
m&m's.
Are you in love?:
jasonmraz.
Do you consider your significant other hot?:
yes.

Your Personalilty
Newest?: dora mcfarlan
Shyest?: when i'm around people i don't know.
Funniest?: ms. wit runner up. just sayin'.
Sweetest?: family functions.
Weirdest?: lizz. or allison.
Smartest?: regulars classes at mount carmel. or at vc.
Coolest?: always.
Popluar?: enough.
Bitch/Bastard?: susan.
Nicest?: underclassmen.
Meanest?: not often.
Ditziest?: ugh.
Slut?: drunk/mardi gras
Jerk?: susan.
Whore?: slut?

Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?:
sarah mclaughlin
You wanted to kill?:
the maker of ketchup
That you laughed at?:
sean.
That laughed at you?:
allison, most likely. or lizz.
That turned you on?:
eh.
You went shopping with?:
ally.
That broke your heart?:
:/
To disappoint you?:
rather not say.
To ask you out?:
kaleb. hah.
To make you cry?:
me.
To brighten up your day?:
marty.
You saw a movie with?:
i want to watch dumb and dumber.
You talked to on the phone?:
susan.
You talked to through IM/ICQ?:
tylah.

Right This Moment...
Are you going out?:
no.
What are you wearing right now?:
clothes.
Body part you're touching right now:
my good girl.
What are you worried about right now?:
keeping in touch.
What book are you reading?:
apathy and other small victories
What's on your mousepad?:
my finger.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:
tired, useless, distanced, hot, lazy.
Are you bored?: just tired.
Are you tired?:no.
Are you talking to anyone online?:
tyler, michael, and gary.
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:nahh
Are you lonely or content?: both.
Are you listening to music?: no.
Are you watching television?: olympics.
Are you using computer or laptop?: bushwalla the laptop.
Are you using myspace or xanga?: nope.
Are you agure someone?: argue? no...
Are you thinking about someting?:
nothing in particular.


that's a shitty way to end it.