things that have been stolen

so, i decided i should keep tabs on all that we steal,

because we're cool.

1. smarties from big lots

2. lamp from down the hall

3. ice cream sandwich from piggly wiggly

4. spoons from the cracker barrel

5. glass cup from nitetown

6. tiki torch from the keg

7. italian man dishcloth from albertson's

8. saltshaker from the cafeteria

9. spoon from the cafeteria

10. knife from the cafeteria

11. three signs from the swamp that say "please feed the fish but stash your trash"

more to come, i'm sure