how to be a lady 101

so, recently, i got slightly drunk and told my two good friends in lafayette that i need me a man. my problem is that i'm always seen as "one of the guys."  so, now it's their mission to reverse that, i guess. adrienne and chase have both decided to put me through "Charm School." i, of course, decided to blog the adventures. 

"just don't say vagina when you first meet a guy"

-adrienne

i think i can handle this one. hopefully. i've never been fond of the vagina anyways; i think it's rather gross if you ask me.  i wish we could put flowers in it and make it a vase. that would be nice. and good smelling.

"i'll set a scene...walking down st. mary street. i, a random guy waiting in line for the bus, see you and do a simple smile. what do you do?"

"smile back"

"and also...?"

"umm.... ask him how he's doing?"

"niiiice"

-chase and me

look, i'm already on my way! i know the simple rules of common courtesy!

"confidence. major turn on"

"do i seem confident?"

"VERY"

-chase and me

SHAWING!

i am allowed to say "whatever tickles your pickle" to guy friends. that's good. 

"so, should i maybe look somewhat presentable for class?"

"definitely, but not ALL the time and not overly"

"no, like, just hair and some makeup?"

"yeah"

"okay, i can do that. and, maybe, i'll shave my legs"

-chase and me

i can do this, i swear

i am pathetic.  i blame all this on the gays.