michael moises: i just found our lady of guadalupe scented potpourri

hayli: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!

hayli: what in the world does that smell like?

michael moises: kinda like roses

michael moises: roses mixed with the passion of the virgin mary

meet me at the neutral ground on elysian fields

"i'm the luckiest boy in the world."

-jason mraz

i have suddenly turned into the man from the enzyte commercial. you know, the one who is always smiling.

triple threat

while "single ladies" is playing, and i'm singing along, a friend needed to inform me that i am, in fact, the only single lady in a group of seven couples.

fuck my life.

deep throat beer bottles

i've just lost my voice. wtf is happening to meee?!