setting: union ball room. monday evening.
adrienne: well, actually...
hayli: wait, are y'all official yet?
adrienne: actually yes, since friday morning.
dear roommate and best friend,
hi, this concerns the both of y'all. i live with one, and i spend the rest of my free time with the other. WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?! do i really have to ask to find out?
adrienne: oh my god! i thought you knew!
hayli: no, why would i know? NO ONE TOLD ME!
adrienne: i don't know... i thought chase would've told you that night y'all saw marc broussard
(quick side note: marc broussard was amazing)
hayli: no, no. he didn't tell me. i thought maybe you would've told me when we lived together or something.
adrienne: i'm so sorry. really. i'm so sorry.
hayli: well, now i gotta bitch out chase
text message sent 7:16 pm
"*punches in balls *and says "YOU KNOW WHY!" but do you really know why? do you?"
no response.
text message sent at 7:20 pm
"*punches in balls *and says "YOU KNOW WHY!" but do you really know why? do you?"
no response.
text message sent at 7:22 pm
"*punches in balls *and says "YOU KNOW WHY!" but do you really know why? do you?"
no response.
text message sent at 7:24 pm, 7:25 pm, 7:30 pm, 7:33 pm, and 7:37 pm
"*punches in balls *and says "YOU KNOW WHY!" but do you really know why? do you?"
finally, a response.
text message received at 7:40 pm
"no, i don't know why. lol. what is it?"
this is NOT an lol matter, mr. steen.
phone call received at 9:10 pm
chase: now, what was so important that you had to text me the same thing 8 times during band practice?
hayli: ummm, i don't know. is there something i'm supposed to know that i don't know about?
chase: ha. ummmm. nope.
adrienne: I REVOKE THE TITLE!
hayli: she revokes the title
chase: you're mad, because you didn't know?
hayli: i'm upset, because i had to ask. y'all have been dating behind my back for five days.
*pause*
hayli: okay, four days
chase: hayli, don't exaggerate or anything. god.
don't i deserve the right to be slightly upset? i mean, i'm really not angry at them. but, like, they had many opportunities. i saw adrienne the morning he did it. i was with her all day. we went to breakfast together. i asked how her night was with him. i spent the next night with chase. i spent sunday with the both of them. and i was supposed to just pick up on it because "they were holding hands a little more than usual."
chase: well, this just means we really gotta get you a man now. i've got the perfect guy for you
oooh, this again
hayli: who?
chase: cameron
cameron is just about the most annoying guy i've ever met. seriously. i've never hated someone so much for just existing. no body likes him. and i mean no body. i think we're his only friends. and, yeah, that's sad and all, but he thinks he's the shit. and that's just where my sympathy jumps out the window.
hayli: i think i deserve to punch you in the balls
chase: you can punch me for everytime you sent that text message
hayli: eight times? i can punch you in the balls eight times?
chase: yeah, just as long as you forget about all this
hayli: okay. sure thing!
now, just don't tell him i blogged about it, or i won't get my ball punching in
1 comment:
I don't know Adrienne or Chase, but I THOROUGHLY enjoyed reading this blog. Mahaha it was hilarious.
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