right on, man

i do love the good sound of a high five. it's always a satisfying victory when you make it just right and your hand tingles a bit from it.

i, however, am more partial to a thumbs up. there's a lot less opportunity for rejection. i don't like rejection. it's really uncomfortable to put yourself and your hand out there and receive nothing in return. then you say, "hey, man, don't leave me hanging," and there you hang. it's terrible. now you have to play it off like you never really wanted that high five in the first place. so, what are you to do? take your other hand and give yourself a high five? go

 into the "raise the roof" motion? slowly but surely bring your hand back down by your side and pretend nothing ever happened?

none of these options work for me. i'm not cool enough to play it off. i'll just stick with my thumbs up to show my approval for something. there's never a set up for rejection, and, if you're lucky, you just may hail a taxi at the same time. 

kung pao chicken

the world needs to be warned.

my neck hurts, but i like that pain.

lemme brag about myself for a minute, will ya?

this has been a lovely week for me academically.

i found out monday that i have a B in math. i told myself if i had a B or higher, then i would not take the final.

holler.

i also got a test back in math, and i got a 99 on it. monday was my last math class. ever. in my life. unless i change my major, but i just don't see that happening.

i got an  A on my reseach paper for nursing, but that really wasn't all that hard.

on thursday, i got my research paper back in english. i was incredibly nervous about it, because i used a thesis statement she said not to use, i hated the topic (analyzing death of a salesman), and i didn't really start it until the night before. i got an A- on it. i was seriously expecting a C if she wanted to be nice. i was so happy about that

right after that, i had a psychology test. i made friends with a guy in my class who informed me he cheated off me on the last test, and i was the only reason he did well. i told him he was more than welcome to on this test. i then felt really bad when i realized how hard the test was. 

my teacher posted the grade for that test later that day. i made a 94. also the highest grade in the class. and i'm not taking that final either.

all week, i was freaking out about biology. my teacher put up our overall grades so far. i had a 90. that surprised me in itself. i thought for sure i had a solid B. so, i was pretty excited when i found out i had an A in that class. well, i had a test on friday. i really wanted to pull an A, so i wouldn't have to take the final in that either (i know, my school doesn't really believe in finals, apparently). so, all week, i just lived in the library studying my biology. i stayed up til 3 the night before the test and woke up at 6 to continue studying. after i took it, i was nervous. i've been cursed with the 88s this semester. and i knew i needed nothing lower than an A to pull an A in the class. i knew i did well on the test, but i didn't think i did A-well. so, i checked my grade this morning. 98. holy shit.

i rock.

so, i'm only taking two finals. and that's only because i have to take those. there was never any way i could get out of them. ha. and they really shouldn't be too bad. so, needless to say, i'm pumped

and wednesday i get to meet all the people i'll be spending the next year with! i can't waaaiiit! and i got some poppin new shoes to wear to the event. 

so, i realize this and my past few posts have been boring. whatever. i think i only posted this one was so when i decide to go read my blog in ten years, i can see how boring my life is, because i was this excited about good grades.

anywho. the hallway smells like shit. the toilet's broken. and the maintenance men have been working on it all night.

pockets full of water bottles

i think you're a shitty friend...

but! i just attended my last math class today just to turn in the paper that said i will not be taking the final.

and! i just found out i have an A in biology. if i make an A on this next test, i'm not taking the final in that either.

so, i just have to focus on school right now. just school. biology mostly. lots and lots of biology. i can't let anyone get to me for a while.

bye!

:/

i just made this organization at school. it's pretty prestigious. it's the orienatation staff, and i've just been informed that i'll have to delete all things from my facebook that are inappropriate. i don't think i'll have a facebook at all. i figured i'll have to take out most if not all of my quotes, and a lot of pictures. so, why not make a blog about it?

"showers are for people with low self-esteem" 
-my drunk brother

"and i mean, i was just drivin along, and there was this sign that said 'fresh coconuts, one dollar' in like ten different languages. and i wasn't so much surprised by the low prices on coconuts as i was that it was in ten different languages"

"i felt like i just got raped by sound"
-marge

"i got my bacardi for when i'm havin a party... 'cept it's captain morgan"

"well, you know, judy, three hundred dollars ain't much when you got a baby on the way"
-flitzy

"KISS IT!"
-not marge's version

"i'm not good on my knees."
-lizz hayman

"this jambalaya's really good!"
"it's okay. i mean, i've had better..."
-a special conversation

"why is the weather so bad?!"
"hah, because it's about to rain, that's why."
-a special conversation

"margaret, what's a twat?"
-josh smith

"...and that's how you take sexual advantage of a retarded person."
-jordan shakespeare

"who would eat an orangutan?!"
-darren hayes

"there was a terrible queefing noise..."
-neighbor's complaint to the officer

"there was a merecat, a meretiger, and a COUGAR! and a giant spider with mystical powers..."


(in reference to the rain) "this weather is great!... if you're a fish!" 
-keisha on barney

"i could sell poo to a toilet."
-kathy griffin

"i need to sheet some rocks"
-hilary

"the fact that you are so trim and lean was probably the reason you survived the attack... you're just not a seal."

"YOU A BITCH!"
-thugs at buds

"nah, nah, they from annie. fuckin' little annie orphan or something."
-thugs at buds

"fuck whatever, man. just fuck whatever"
-kaleb babb

"...and we found the butterknife"
-mattie armato

"martie! i think i see dolphins martie! i see dolphins!"
-a bitch

"i wanna suck yo' dick"
-rack em willie

"look, the wildebeast"
"is that what he is?"

"my breath smells like popcorn"
"mine smells like... tictacs"
"kitty cats?"

"gay sex. lots of it."

"yes, indeed, i AM the titless wonder!"
-kyle choate

"yes, it says green street, but what if it's pronounced jeanette?! FUCK!"
-barron burmaster

"well, you gotta fuck 'em up the butt hole; that's the only solution."
-barron burmaster

"i caught two condoms at the parade last week... they'll last me a lifetime"
-tara "lesbian" tebbe

"when my parents are drunk, they tell people they met on eharmony.com"
-lizz hayman

"it's sexy, it's weird, it's us."
-tyler ales

"my mother was a black dwarf from the northern mountains"
-santa claus

"i'll ride you like a slide and we can make it blue bayou"
-tyler ales

"my advice to girls: masterbate... don't do anything stupid"
- dionne "donnie lesbian" ducote

"no, you don't actually spit it... you just finish it off with a handjob"
-tara tebbe

"she kicks like a nazi"
-monique abry

"ew, did you just put a lady pad on my head?"
-kyle moffatt

"you came out of a pussy just like the one i'm selling"
-allison tebbe

"that shit was cold! for you, it was probably warm"
-chase steen

"oh no! you're the newman to my jerry!"
-adrienne carriere

"om nom nom"
-cookie monster

"women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning... and vaginas"
-jon lajoie

"nobody likes jimmy buffett except for frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south"
-eric cartman

"when things look bad i just remember that i've got a real big dick and things seem much better"
-chase steen

"hey do i know you? bc your pretty hott"
-chase "cheese ball" steen

"zip it up, buddy"
-a playa

"great sex has to start in the imagination. it has to be something that grows out of knowing what turns us, and our partners on, otherwise it's just a couple of body parts smacking together while we huff and puff."
-the ultimate gay sex book

"if there's one thing you need to know, it's this: don't sweat the petty things. pet the sweaty things."
-chase steen

“What the hell kind of pick up lines are we supposed to use if we cant say care to insert your penis into my vagina?...?! We are never finding men.”
-allison tebbe

"girl, you lie like your weave"
-adrienne carriere

"I'd rather poo poo than sticky"

-granny

i need a job

things to be when i grow up:

1. voice over artist/voice of a cartoon character

2. the person who makes soundtracks for movies or tv shows

3. world traveller

4. pirate

5. an artist who lives in the french quarter and riders her bike everwhere

travelling nurse will do. i guess that'll work for me. as long as i can bring my art supplies, limewire, and family guy with me.