Sunday, May 17, 2009

the end of the world

let it be known that the point was really fucking awesome tonight. i never wanted to leave.


 ...for various reasons.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

i want a guinea pig for my birthday, but i know no one will buy it for me.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

je vois la vie en rose

i always thought that when things like this happened to me, i'd be all over blogging it. 

but i'm just satisfied living in the moment of it all.

Monday, March 16, 2009

michael moises: i just found our lady of guadalupe scented potpourri
hayli: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
hayli: what in the world does that smell like?
michael moises: kinda like roses
michael moises: roses mixed with the passion of the virgin mary

Monday, March 9, 2009

meet me at the neutral ground on elysian fields

"i'm the luckiest boy in the world."
-jason mraz

i have suddenly turned into the man from the enzyte commercial. you know, the one who is always smiling.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

triple threat

while "single ladies" is playing, and i'm singing along, a friend needed to inform me that i am, in fact, the only single lady in a group of seven couples.

fuck my life.

deep throat beer bottles

i've just lost my voice. wtf is happening to meee?!