can't you just be happy to see me without asking how much money things are. shut up. please. shut the fuck up.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
susan
i'm about to fucking kill susan. i've only been home for 20 minutes, and she's already driving me insane.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
stana
i think i love you
but what am i so afaird of?
the teuch manybe. blah blah
i'll regret this in the morning
Monday, November 10, 2008
chomp
if there was a place that sold a filter for your mouth/brain, i would buy it in a heartbeat. i need one. i'm too comfortable talking about things people are not comfortable hearing. i think that's why i say it. i like to watch people squirm.
penis.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
i like burnt popcorn
anyone who knows me knows i love popcorn. and anyone who knows i love popcorn knows i love burnt popcorn. so, whenever i make it, i always put it in a little longer. no big deal.
i walked down the hall of my dorm to make some popcorn and walked back to my room. i sat on my bed and opened the bag and let the scent fill the air. one thing i neglected to remember is that my bed sits under the fire alarm in my room.
i'm too embarrassed to continue.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
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